Picks From The Dumpster (presented by Arby’s): Week 4

Last Week: 2-3; Season: 8-7

We went 2-3 last week, which is not great, but we survived. We are 8-7 on the season, and I am still alive, which is what life is all about: not dying. Here are my best bets for Week 4.

Falcons at Jaguars (-3) in London

Pick: Falcons +3

This game will be played in London where there is about a 6 hour time difference because of the time difference. I think this benefits the Falcons because, well, I just think they are more used to adjusting to time differences and stuff.

Rams at Colts (-1)

Pick: Colts -1

When I looked at the board and saw this line, I thought to myself well this is odd and then I just sort of lost consciousness for a few hours.

Bucs at Saints (-3.5)

Pick: Saints -3.5

I don’t know why I wrote this game down or picked the Saints. I am going through a lot of things right now.

Bengals (-2.5) at Titans

Pick: Titans +2.5

Something about Joel Burrows looks off. He almost looks malnourished with the way he is playing. He could use a Corned Beef Reuben from Arby’s made with marbled rye bread filled with freshly sliced corned beef, melty Swiss Cheese, tangy sauerkraut and creamy Thousand Island dressing.

Chiefs (-9.5) at Jets

Pick: Jets +9.5

There are rumors that Taylor Swiss will be at this game on Monday night, and I think that will be a distraction to the Chiefs who appear to really like her music and may be more focused on dancing too much on the sidelines. I don’t really know. Let’s just take the Jets here.