NFL Power Rankings After Week 1

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Half of the teams on our list are undefeated, while the other half have yet to win a game. Here are our power rankings after Week 1.

T1. Atlanta Falcons (1-0)

The Falcons won their game last week. They are undefeated.

T1. Baltimore Ravens (1-0)

The Ravens are a perfect 1-0 on the season.

T1. Cleveland Browns (1-0)

The Browns have not lost at all this season.

T1. Dallas Cowboys (1-0)

The Cowboys won their first game by a lot of points on Sunday night.

T1. Detroit Lions (1-0)

The Lions are tied for the best record in the NFL.

T1. Green Bay Packers (1-0)

Aaron who?

T1. Jacksonville Jaguars (1-0)

Look out—the Jaguars might just run the table if they stay on this pace of winning every game they played last Sunday.

T1. Las Vegas Raiders (1-0)

The Raiders are 1-0.

T1. Los Angeles Rams (1-0)

The Rams are back at the top of the NFL standings.

T1. Miami Dolphins (1-0)

Like the 1972 Dolphins, the 2023 Dolphins have started out the season a perfect 1-0.

T1. New Orleans Saints (1-0)

The Saints are statistically (using wins and losses as the only statistic) one of the best teams in the NFL this season.

T1. New York Jets (1-0)

Aaron who?

T1. Philadelphia Eagles (1-0)

If the Eagles keep this up, they could get back to the Super Bowl where they could lose again, or maybe even win.

T1. San Francisco 49ers (1-0)

This 49ers team refuses to lose so far through one week of the season.

T1. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (1-0)

Tom Brady who?

T1. Washington Commanders (1-0)

The Commanders are the best team in the NFL as of right now, or at least they are in the conversation.

T17. Arizona Cardinals (0-1)

The Cardinals blow ass.

T17. Buffalo Bills (0-1)

These jerkoffs haven’t even won a game!

T17. Carolina Panthers (0-1)

Losers.

T17. Chicago Bears (0-1)

The Bears are tied for the worst record (again) this season.

T17. Cincinnati Bengals (0-1)

The Bengals are a bad football team.

T17. Denver Broncos (0-1)

This team flat out sucks.

T17. Houston Texans (0-1)

What a surprise, Houston sucks again.

T17. Indianapolis Colts (0-1)

Oh God, this team is gross.

T17. Kansas City Chiefs (0-1)

Are the Chiefs done? It certainly seems like it.

T17. Los Angeles Chargers (0-1)

The Chargers are bad, but there’s something about this kid Justin Herbert that we still like.

T17. Minnesota Vikings (0-1)

The Vikings look lost out there.

T17. New York Giants (0-1)

The Giants are an embarrassment and they should think about packing it in for the season.

T17. New England Patriots (0-1)

Mac Jones? Yuck.

T17. Pittsburgh Steelers (0-1)

The Steelers are playing bad football right now.

T17. Seattle Seahawks (0-1)

The Seahawks are in danger of starting out 0-2.

T17. Tennessee Titans (0-1)

The Titans are the worst team in the league (sorted by record and then also by alphabetical order).

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